Machugina

A machine's vagina; another word for Mark Ronson.

"Did you see Machugina in there? His pants were fucking blinding."
"Don't stick your hand in that machugina! It'll chop your finger off!"

by lollindsay December 9, 2008

marchuck

Tha best teacher alive!from hiz to students...

by Guess who!!! boies.. n gals.. ********** + ******* September 7, 2003

Machu Picchu Mudslide

When you are having anal sex with a Peruvian woman without giving her a proper cleaning prior; when you pull out she has major colon blow all over your Johnson.

Last night I was banging Guadalupe and she had a Machu Picchu Mudslide all over the place.....It was nasty.

by sewer_brain_69 January 27, 2010

Fu Manchu Mustache

The absolutely faggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.

I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!

by Miguela- December 13, 2009

manchurian gasmask

When a human of male genitalia precedes to insert the testacies into the mouth, while simultaneously encompassing the victim's nose with one's rectum cavity, and finally proceeds to let off a stinky fart.

After seeing Tim Allen in 'Christmas with the Kranks', it would be awesome to sneak into his house while he's sound asleep, then MANCHURIAN GASMASK him... but that would suck if he bit off your balls.

by Conor McGill April 30, 2006

poo manchu

when a woman has a bearded asshole strongly resembling the mustache and goatee of a chinese wiseman.

yo I was just about to eat her asshole when I was stared in the face by her poo manchu

by jman31 February 21, 2009

Istanbul macchiato

When you put a turd in your iced coffee.

I went to Starbucks and ordered an Istanbul macchiato, and the barista didn't know what that was.

by Jgsc43 August 5, 2017