text lurker 

The person that creepers over your shoulder well you are sending a message via your mobile phone. This person often asks you a question relating to the message sent to one of your friends.

Adam (textmessage)- Hey Michelle, it was nice seeing you yesterday.
Adam's Mom: Who is Michelle?
Adam: Mom, quit being a text lurker!

text lurker by donttextlurk13 April 22, 2010

I caught him lurkin 

Its when you find them in that spot that makes them go like "ah shit."

Jayden Tran: I was in a fortnite game and I caught him lurkin
Them: Nigga wtf are you on.

I caught him lurkin by icaughtaniggalurkin69 September 29, 2019

Lurky Herpe 

This is a Herpe on a person's mouth that won't go a way. This "sore" subject always seems to lead back to just a "cold sore", but after about 2 weeks, this holy mole of VD's and a coworkers denial, has you slipping your prescription of Valtrex in their coffee every morning.

I swear, if the Deli Manger doesn't get rid of that Lurky Herpe on her lip, I'm going to put in for a transfer to produce...

Lurky Herpe by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

parental shoulder lurking by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

lurkin nasty 

To be conscience of lurkers and their lurking activities.

Damn those kids are always right behind me, but they never speak to me. Theese kids are lurkin nasty.

lurkin nasty by LRKN_NSTY August 5, 2008

The Lurker 

n. The guy who hangs out by the dumpster in the 7-11 parking lot. He doesn't really ever do anything; he just looks like he's about to. The Lurker has a well groomed molestache and still listens to Snow and Vanilla Ice. Also seen at NASCAR events.

Be careful dude, I saw The Lurker over there last week.

The Lurker by LukeDuke December 23, 2004

professional lurker 

individuals who may never like, comment or share your posts but secretly watch everything you do.

I have several professional lurkers following me on social media.

professional lurker by Natural Metra September 9, 2015