LPT

Life Pro Tips. Used in social media to tag a post as advice-giving or to share little known knowledge about the world.

LPT: Put a wooden spoon across boiling pot of water to keep it from boiling over.

by Sephiroth4Life October 26, 2012

LPN

Licensed practical nurse, sometimes lightheartedly called "low paid nurse." This well trained and competent healthcare professional works alongside nurses and doctors to provide quality medical care to patients.

I know an LPN who has loved her job for many years. She jokes about just being paid less.

by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015

Lpld

Shocked about the tea.

Jenny was Lpld about all the tea at work.

by Miss.unipig56 August 1, 2019

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When you come to the pinnacle of ULTIMATE BOREDOM. Whenever you are bored during anything, really.

Jack: I'm SO BORED
John: Want to play some basketball?
Jack: I don't have enough energy, broooo.
John: How about soccer?
Jack: I don't have enough energy, broooo.
Jack: I know! I will search lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq.
John: You daredevil!

by FreidomMan January 3, 2022

LPD

Firearm dealer

That guy is such a LPD

by Will Lenny June 24, 2018

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Another sign of boredom. When someone is procrastinating so much they have to go from right to left and bottom to top. Across every key.

I'll write this essay *lightbulb I'll write ,lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq into google

by allstarphan March 15, 2021

l&p

"Leftist and Progressive" - The kind of person who sent money to Bernie Sanders in 2015-16, hoping that change could be achieved non-violently by working through the political system.

A lot of my friends are L&P types and are angry at the way Bernie Sanders was stabbed in the back by the Democratic Party power structure.

by mistah charley, ph.d. August 15, 2016