Facial Lotion

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid

Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste

by Sir Fist August 16, 2010

loti

An internet term for "laughing on the inside". It shows less enthusiasm than "lol" and even col. Loti is properly used when you are only slightly amused.

I couldn't help but loti when I found my brother's magic stick in my grandmother's crumbcake.

by Prima B. Goode June 29, 2005

put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

by zeromyhero January 28, 2014

lotia

A person that may be described as weird or crazy. Or a person doing a task or job without any common sense (i.e. putting one's hand on hot stovetop).

Hey, look at that lotia over there!

If he is seriously dressed like that he must be a lotia.

Don't put your hand in the toaster you Lotia!

by Gary_2010 August 2, 2010

Loltidor

an animal that sucks all the vaginal secretions off the floor from sexual intercourse

WOW, that loltidor can really suck out those vaginal secretions on the floor!

by HOTNESSsssss May 14, 2009

Lootin'

An act performed in urban communities to honor a recently killed person that nobody knew but you tell people he was like a family member. Proper lootin' etiquette dictates that underwear must be fully visible at all times

Son, we goin' lootin' ta honor dat homeboy up tha street...what? I don't know his name. but da po po shot him and we need a new tv.

by Oliver Ripley August 15, 2014

Lotion Hats

The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.

Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!

Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.

I hate lotion hats!

by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004