Skip to main content

LEMon

Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.
Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.
by redshirtguy May 10, 2022
mugGet the LEMon mug.

Lemon

Taste like vagina, taste like piss and it is yellow
"You like lemon"?
"Yes"
by Milkisstronk January 16, 2022
mugGet the Lemon mug.

Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.
(long joke ensues)
YEAH BUT HIS LAPTOP ISNT EVEN ON”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA... this was a lemon, guys.”
by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021
mugGet the Lemon mug.

Lemon

YOU ABSOLUTE LEMON!!
by Microwav e March 10, 2022
mugGet the Lemon mug.

Lemoned

Mom: "David I know you ate the cookies!"
David: "Sorry, I lemoned"

it is used a lot in the card game B.S after you put down a card and lied about what card you put down
by tennisball10210 May 27, 2021
mugGet the Lemoned mug.

Lemon

a lesbian;
a device created out of a lemon for smoking hashish.
by lopus April 24, 2003
mugGet the Lemon mug.

Lemon

vegeble
want lemon is good vegeble
by 不明白 February 25, 2020
mugGet the Lemon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email