Lardpenis

A person who acts or portrays Aidan Bentley Baldwin in looks or lard necking

Wow Evans being a lardpenis

by Eslimeeee May 27, 2022

Lapper

Lapper - Taking a half day or full day off of work due to kids hockey, baseball, kickball tournament or just leaving early from work to make a "train" or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, I'm gonna take a Lapper, kids gotta tourney in Boston.

Oh, i bet he takes a "Lapper" today.. traffic looks bad.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

Larp

The most sweat wrenching, tear bringing, tingle shit you will ever feel.

Or, a good play in Roblox Football Fusion 2.

That was the best larp I've ever had!

That was larpy!

by WilTurner6 January 4, 2023

larper

a person who never is himself and always trying to act a certain way which is not organic. boomers are master larpers.

"boomers are always larpers. they are the ones who started larping and have perfected it to an art, they are very rarely themselves and instead a fake act"

by bowman95 May 25, 2023

flap-lapper

A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.

Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!

by audkap February 11, 2008

Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.

Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....

by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011

toasted_lava_lampp

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best person to ever exist and speaks the truth.

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best tiktoker ever!

by Hashtagspeakingfromtheheart July 16, 2021