kales

annoying girl who is very weird . she is a celebrity and no one knows her . underground artist / singer . she raps as well

wow kales is across the street let’s take a picture

by therealgoobygoober September 12, 2020

Kale

Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.

Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)

by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020

Kale

Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)

Did you know KALE is simping over Noah Beck

by thesimper October 8, 2020

Kalee and tate

Two people who are too shy to talk but secretly have a huge crush that will blossom there freashman year,

Two shy lovers such as kalee and Tate

by Osup October 1, 2012

Kale

A sexy beast that will love you with all his heart and never give up on you

Kale is a very loveable guy

by Bobthbuildr February 7, 2023

God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

Kale Your Shelf

Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos

Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!

Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.

by RobotMonkey34 December 6, 2023