Jizzle

A word used in place of sperm

Want some of my jizzle in your mouth?

by Jared Deegan October 12, 2003

jizzle dance

the dance girls do after taking a facial

self explainatory;after sex; the bitch did the jizzle dance

by milky_whun October 30, 2006

Jizzle

(noun) An unfortunate combination of male ejaculate and feces.

(verb) When a man excretes semen and feces simultaneously.

Anyone experiencing such a disturbing occurrence should consult a doctor immediately.

Guy: "Hey bitch, I got summin kinky for you."
Girl: "Oh baby, let's do it."
Guy: "I'm going to jizzle aaaaalllll over you."
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"

by WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAY!? August 1, 2010

blow jizzle

when a boy and a girl are fucking and then she says ooh la la and then her ex boyfriend walks in and starts blowing the other boy

ooh la la tony!!!
I could really use a blow jizzle right now

by ajksumm June 13, 2010

Banana jizzler

Take a banana.

Proceed to jack off.

Jizz on the banana.
Stick the banana up the girls vagina.
Proceed.

dude, me and Sally tried the banana jizzler.

Hardcore bro.

by rysterryn March 3, 2011

jizzle

means cums, jiz etc.
Comes from a mans penis.

Fo'Sure! Stephen Jizzled In His Mums Eye!

by sally96097509509 June 11, 2006

Jbizzle

slang term for a blow job in san francisco

Hey Bruce thanks for the jay-bizzle last night.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003