Haha Jonathan

Haha Jonathan you're banging my daughter is one of the greatest memes of all times.
Origin: ???? In 2021
Died: at r/okbuddyretard in May 2021

Interviewer: Introduce yourself

Guy: I'm Jonathan

Interviewer: Haha Jonathan you're banging my daughter

Guy: *pulls out a fucking revolver and shoots into interviewer's head *

by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic June 15, 2021

savanah and jonathan

Best friends that will eventually get married and have two kids. Happy together and confused apart.if you see these people you would say thank you to them for showing you what love looks like.

Omg isn't savanah and Jonathan such a cite couple they will go the distance!

by rose1995 February 26, 2013

Big Dick Jonah

Not particularly liberal, socialist or anarchist. Just Jonah with a big dick.

Lucy: Did you vote?
Jonah: nah I’m not even registered

Lucy: you just sipping latte
Jonah: Nah I’m just big dick jonah

by hannahavana November 1, 2020

Joash

Joash is a really cool person who everyone likes and is extremely funny. He is naturally talented at everything especially with the girls.

That's a joash right there!

by BenPhilip March 16, 2017

Papa Jonas

The sexiest creeper slash Dadager of the Jonas Brothers...he is everywhere. He has a sexy mole that seems to get bigger as the boys get more popular. He is watching you at a concert near you.

Papa Jonas asked me to touch his body all over!

by papacreepz August 24, 2008

Jonathan

A Jonathan is very amazing and one of a kind. He is sometimes forgetful but he makes up for it. If you get this type of Jonathan you would be considered lucky. Jonathan's love has no ending and to him, you in his eyes are never wrong. He has a strong love for video games, dogs and Mustangs. When he has children he will love them always with lots of patience. A Jonathan is one individual that you want by your side forever. Once you fall for him, there is no turning back. This type is suited for Virgos. Together they will be for eternity.

Look at that Jonathan!!! He's such a great boyfriend/fiance!!
Jonathan is an awesome daddy!
Jonathan can play his PS3 all day!
You can tell how much Jonathan loves his Virgo....

by taradactyl June 12, 2012

Jonathan Castagna

A faget who goes to smithtown east and likes to suck penis. He sucks at everything he does, espaciallly mackin

That kid is such a Jonathan Castagna

by Nickk kkgkgkgkgkgk September 2, 2010