Jon and Kate Plus 8

A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.

M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)

How all conversations about this show should go.

by Justin Gerard February 1, 2010

Stupid Jon

A Jon so stupid he would only be outshone by Wayne Rooney. Characterised by stupid actions and just general stupidity in life. Not a day passes where this Jon does not do something stupid. Very little awareness of his own stupidity until pointed out by acquaintances. Similar to Stupid John but spelt wrong.

"I've been sick everywhere"
...
"Stupid Jon".

by Amigos123 April 25, 2011

Jon Marc

He is the coolest american you know. Very unique, very unique. Fun, friendly, talented, handsome, musical, kick-butt awesome! Everyone should know Jon Marc cause there is only one... tree hill.

Chick 1: Have you met Jon Marc?
Chick 2: Yeah, he is the coolest kid you'll ever meet!
Chick 1: Man, I wish I knew him. I've only ever heard of him.
Chick : Oh man! What a legend.

by Morie Mogan December 29, 2013

Jon

John. (Gay version)
Jon. (Awesome Version)
Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.

"Are you friends with a Jon.?"
"Yes. I am! He is so the coolest."
"I know! He Is the best."
"I know. He is totally awesome"

by TheLovelyTay March 16, 2009

lil jon

One of the biggest rappers out today. Has made the following words more famous than they were 5 minutes before he came along:
1. YEEEEEEAH!!!
2. OKKKKKAYY!!!
3. WHHHHHHAT???

Listen to the new song by Lil Jon. The lyrics are what?, yeah!, and okay!!!

by army_azn January 8, 2005

jon b

the greatest person you'll ever meet.

Wow, that guy is incredible. What a Jon B.

by bronzeback369 June 1, 2017

Jon

Jon is a guy who will always be there for you.. He's a hard worker and when he wants to have a great time, he'll go for it.. He'll purse his goals and much more the girl he Loves .. He's not like the other guys who want a fling .. He's seriously serious about his relationship .. He's "the married type" .. He will love his girl unconditionally.. He's romantic with his sexy ways..
He loves family time , quality time is important to him... Jon is great around kidsl . He loves and respects his parents to the max ..
Jon is a guy who loves surfing,concerts and rock music and travel, but most of all , he's a great Cook!
He has a great heart , he's what you'd want in any friend! He's very funny .. Such a joker ..but knows how to be serious :)

A guy with a name like Jon.. Is a keeper ! ;)

Dude!! That's sick Jon !

Wow! This is tasty! Thanks Jon !

I love you Jon !

by aim4love September 16, 2010