“Omfg, why this name, I already knew that this name makes a good friend” To be honest with you. I don’t give a shit if this is repetitive. Just spare me time to explain what this is. Of course that name probably make a good or bad friend but this name is versatile. It is used to avoid awkward noises and it makes it more funny and practical as not only it is used for jokes but no one in the whole fucking universe knows who John is
Steven: “Yo Daniel, you know John?”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”
Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”
“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”
by compalomp, comp November 24, 2022
{ Jon or other spellings. }
An extremely smart guy, with amazing preformance arts skills. He is very kind and has a big heart.
He isn’t the best at picking friends, they pull him into bad situations, and into bad habits.
John’s are easily influenced, as they desire approval from their peers. But that can really ruin several of his friendships and other relationships.
An extremely smart guy, with amazing preformance arts skills. He is very kind and has a big heart.
He isn’t the best at picking friends, they pull him into bad situations, and into bad habits.
John’s are easily influenced, as they desire approval from their peers. But that can really ruin several of his friendships and other relationships.
Hey, have you seen how much John has changed?
Yeah, after his friends convinced him to leave his girl, he’s been changing to fit their image.
Yeah, after his friends convinced him to leave his girl, he’s been changing to fit their image.
by WestsideTruth November 08, 2018
The kid who always has a headache whenever there is school, but is somehow completely fine when it is the weekend.
You know who I'm directing this to, Jonathon, iNgErMaRsSoN
You know who I'm directing this to, Jonathon, iNgErMaRsSoN
"Where's John?"
"He's got a headache."
"Again!? He had one yesterday, and the day before... come to think of it, he has had one every day..."
"He's got a headache."
"Again!? He had one yesterday, and the day before... come to think of it, he has had one every day..."
by fillswift June 02, 2020
John is the most beautiful man you’ll ever meet. He is good at everything he touches, from the moment he was born he made everyone smile. His laugh is contagious and his smile brightens can light up not even the room but an entire arena. That’s what he deserves, an arena celebrating the most amazing man and him playing his guitar and him singing. No one can ever bring down John because he is the strongest person ever. He has so many positive characteristics about him but he is humble. Everyone should meet a John in their lifetime. Meeting him will make you go from disliking life to want to live another day to speak to him.
Yo you see that John right there? He’s an angel
You meet any Johns lately? My life ain’t doing so well maybe he can cheer me up
You meet any Johns lately? My life ain’t doing so well maybe he can cheer me up
by AshtonLullabybee June 09, 2021
by TheDukeHerself June 27, 2004
by Viking Adam May 10, 2006
John is the most likeable person in the universe! He always makes people laugh and all his friends think he is so cool. Everyone wishes they could be his friend, and have his humer! John can be very confusing at times so that’s a downside to him. John is very smart, and has a great smile. He is excellent at many sports such as Soccer, and Basketball. Whenever John tries to do something to his best ability, he always succeeds. Not to mention his great ability to just make guys laugh, he can also make very many girls find him hilarious and in some cases attractive. He can make many people smile, and he is good at his job. John is a great person
Guy 1: “wow John is so cool.”
Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!”
Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!”
Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”
Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!”
Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!”
Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”
by Some peeps at school!! November 21, 2018