Instalock Jett

A Valorant hard-stuck gold-plat player that instalocks the agent Jett within 0.001 seconds of agent selection. Through out the whole 25 round game, they manage to somehow have the K/D/A of 3/19/2. They usually are paired with a "pocket sage", and blames everyone but themselves.

Gecko: "This guy sucks!"
Reyna: "Yeah, well, its an Instalock Jett. Surely, they will suck."

by SLUDGEHAMMER6969 June 4, 2024

Jett

A really annoying and super not cool person who looks up others on urban dictionary and laughs at dick jokes like he actually has a big dick but doesnt. He also thiiiinks he’s really cool but like, REALLY isn’t. And is really bad at insulting people. Gives sad puppy vibes constantly. But he’s actually really nice

Wow… that guy is really a Jett

by #1Jetthater June 11, 2025

Jett

Jett is that one friend that has a friend named Henry, who gets annoyed by someone named Abby.

Jett is a good friend

by TheRealGuy'sWife April 19, 2024

jette

Jette is really nice but she will always have a simp nation behind her.

Omg who are all of them ?
Don’t worry they are just wimps for Jette

by Je.jeans November 21, 2021

Jett

Jett is a little piss ant

Hey Jett let’s play Minecraft

no you are a little boy to me stfu

by Bbcboyyy June 26, 2021