instant-shrink

side effectz of drinking mountain dew..... dekreaze of sperm kount(T_T)

random guy- dude i drank 5.487 boxz of mountain dew lazt night

next night- wit girl friend instant-shrink oh krap.
girl-where did ur dick go

by joe eastwood August 16, 2010

Instant Listener

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.

Girl: Omg I love this band! Their my favorite!

Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?

Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!

Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...

by Nick Corn February 24, 2009

instant karma

A tranquiliser...obviously :P

Florrie had once mentioned instant karma to Henry, but he thought it was a kind of tranquiliser

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

instant hard on

to walk into a dance club and see a bunch of hot bitches; when you leave you tell your buddies that you got an instant hard on in front of your wife.

man, I just walked into the club and "instant hard on"

by Ziggy21 October 6, 2008

Instant Ramen

Having a woman on your shoulders, pick her up slightly and spin her around putting her vaginal area on your face, leaving no choice but to indulge in your quick meal.

Chris: Dude, this chick went on my shoulders, so guess what bro happened.

Greg: Instant Ramen?

Chris: Instant Ramen.

by EnragedJekyll March 1, 2016

instant karma

A song that John Lennon released right before he was shot and killed.see irony

I don't believe in Karma but if you do then don't release a song like Instant Karma cause IT WILL GET YOU!

by Cobain/Nirvana....cosmic irony! - LOL ! December 26, 2003

instant expert

Somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on Wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the Google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.

Person one: "Who, Jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst American Presidents."

Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.

by Astor G. February 20, 2008