Definitions by EnragedJekyll

Instant Ramen 

Having a woman on your shoulders, pick her up slightly and spin her around putting her vaginal area on your face, leaving no choice but to indulge in your quick meal.

Chris: Dude, this chick went on my shoulders, so guess what bro happened.

Greg: Instant Ramen?

Chris: Instant Ramen.

Instant Ramen by EnragedJekyll March 1, 2016