instant-shrink

side effectz of drinking mountain dew..... dekreaze of sperm kount(T_T)

random guy- dude i drank 5.487 boxz of mountain dew lazt night

next night- wit girl friend instant-shrink oh krap.
girl-where did ur dick go

by joe eastwood August 16, 2010

straight to instant

Refers to a movie that didn't do well at the box office, or isn't very good. Modern version of "straight to video", as in netflix, instead of having to add it to your que, you can watch it on instant netflix immediately, thus showing its poor quality.

Oh man that movie was pretty bad, its a total "straight to instant"

by netflixuser November 28, 2009

instant karma

A tranquiliser...obviously :P

Florrie had once mentioned instant karma to Henry, but he thought it was a kind of tranquiliser

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 30, 2003

instant hard on

to walk into a dance club and see a bunch of hot bitches; when you leave you tell your buddies that you got an instant hard on in front of your wife.

man, I just walked into the club and "instant hard on"

by Ziggy21 August 10, 2008

Instant Ramen

Having a woman on your shoulders, pick her up slightly and spin her around putting her vaginal area on your face, leaving no choice but to indulge in your quick meal.

Chris: Dude, this chick went on my shoulders, so guess what bro happened.

Greg: Instant Ramen?

Chris: Instant Ramen.

by EnragedJekyll November 27, 2015

instant karma

A song that John Lennon released right before he was shot and killed.see irony

I don't believe in Karma but if you do then don't release a song like Instant Karma cause IT WILL GET YOU!

by Cobain/Nirvana....cosmic irony! - LOL ! December 26, 2003

instant baby

the perfect baby, all the fun, practically none of the poop. virtually unlimited attention span! cute as a frigging button. matches most decors!

Girl 1: i dont want to pop out any creatures out of my twat
Girl 2: you dont have to, there is always an instant baby!

by cow September 05, 2003