Refers to a movie that didn't do well at the box office, or isn't very good. Modern version of "straight to video", as in netflix, instead of having to add it to your que, you can watch it on instant netflix immediately, thus showing its poor quality.
by netflixuser November 27, 2009

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.
Girl: Omg I love this band! Their my favorite!
Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?
Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!
Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...
Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?
Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!
Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...
by Nick Corn February 24, 2009

A tranquiliser...obviously :P
by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

to walk into a dance club and see a bunch of hot bitches; when you leave you tell your buddies that you got an instant hard on in front of your wife.
by Ziggy21 October 6, 2008

Having a woman on your shoulders, pick her up slightly and spin her around putting her vaginal area on your face, leaving no choice but to indulge in your quick meal.
Chris: Dude, this chick went on my shoulders, so guess what bro happened.
Greg: Instant Ramen?
Chris: Instant Ramen.
Greg: Instant Ramen?
Chris: Instant Ramen.
by EnragedJekyll March 1, 2016

I don't believe in Karma but if you do then don't release a song like Instant Karma cause IT WILL GET YOU!
by Cobain/Nirvana....cosmic irony! - LOL ! December 26, 2003

Somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on Wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the Google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.
Person one: "Who, Jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst American Presidents."
Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."
Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.
Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."
Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.
by Astor G. February 20, 2008
