straight to instant

Refers to a movie that didn't do well at the box office, or isn't very good. Modern version of "straight to video", as in netflix, instead of having to add it to your que, you can watch it on instant netflix immediately, thus showing its poor quality.

Oh man that movie was pretty bad, its a total "straight to instant"

by netflixuser November 27, 2009

instant-shrink

side effectz of drinking mountain dew..... dekreaze of sperm kount(T_T)

random guy- dude i drank 5.487 boxz of mountain dew lazt night

next night- wit girl friend instant-shrink oh krap.
girl-where did ur dick go

by joe eastwood August 16, 2010

instant karma

A tranquiliser...obviously :P

Florrie had once mentioned instant karma to Henry, but he thought it was a kind of tranquiliser

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

instant hard on

to walk into a dance club and see a bunch of hot bitches; when you leave you tell your buddies that you got an instant hard on in front of your wife.

man, I just walked into the club and "instant hard on"

by Ziggy21 October 6, 2008

Instant Ramen

Having a woman on your shoulders, pick her up slightly and spin her around putting her vaginal area on your face, leaving no choice but to indulge in your quick meal.

Chris: Dude, this chick went on my shoulders, so guess what bro happened.

Greg: Instant Ramen?

Chris: Instant Ramen.

by EnragedJekyll March 1, 2016

instant karma

A song that John Lennon released right before he was shot and killed.see irony

I don't believe in Karma but if you do then don't release a song like Instant Karma cause IT WILL GET YOU!

by Cobain/Nirvana....cosmic irony! - LOL ! December 26, 2003

instant expert

Somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on Wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the Google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.

Person one: "Who, Jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst American Presidents."

Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.

by Astor G. February 20, 2008