the only reason why you would search 'horny'up is because you are too! read this and enjoy!
one day, i had just finished reading the 8th defination of horny. i was feeling SOOO horny! i took a deep breath and went to my bathroom. i filled up the tub with warm water and took a fingered myself. i was so caught up in it that i didnt realise my boyfriend creeping up from behind me. he slowly opened the door , saw what was happening and stripped. i saw that his cock grew to a massive 9-inch.feeling even more horny, i maoned and signaled him to come join me. we made out for the first 5 mins, then as he massarged my boobs i gave him a handjob. we did this for a bout 10 mins when we decided to take it to the master bedroom. he placed me on the bed and started licking my tits. i maoned with satisfaction and decided to give him a treat of my own. i moved down to his massive cock and started licking the head of it before sucking it. he then grabbed my ass and started to explore my vagina with his tongue. "okay,no more, i needa fuck"he said. i nodded as he lay me down and placed his cock into my vagina. he tortured me by going slow. "AHHHHH GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH!FUCK ME HARDER!UGH UHHH UHHH"i screamed.he must have wanted it too,beacause he started to fuck me deeper and faster. after 10 mins, he finally hit my G-spot and both of us orgasmed. panting, we fucked each other for ten more mins before he gave me a rimjob. we then settled into the 69-position. it was one of my best sex ever.
one day, i had just finished reading the 8th defination of horny. i was feeling SOOO horny! i took a deep breath and went to my bathroom. i filled up the tub with warm water and took a fingered myself. i was so caught up in it that i didnt realise my boyfriend creeping up from behind me. he slowly opened the door , saw what was happening and stripped. i saw that his cock grew to a massive 9-inch.feeling even more horny, i maoned and signaled him to come join me. we made out for the first 5 mins, then as he massarged my boobs i gave him a handjob. we did this for a bout 10 mins when we decided to take it to the master bedroom. he placed me on the bed and started licking my tits. i maoned with satisfaction and decided to give him a treat of my own. i moved down to his massive cock and started licking the head of it before sucking it. he then grabbed my ass and started to explore my vagina with his tongue. "okay,no more, i needa fuck"he said. i nodded as he lay me down and placed his cock into my vagina. he tortured me by going slow. "AHHHHH GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH!FUCK ME HARDER!UGH UHHH UHHH"i screamed.he must have wanted it too,beacause he started to fuck me deeper and faster. after 10 mins, he finally hit my G-spot and both of us orgasmed. panting, we fucked each other for ten more mins before he gave me a rimjob. we then settled into the 69-position. it was one of my best sex ever.
nik: ugh i'm sooo horny!
noah: meet me in the toilet !
15 minutes later,
nik: omg you are so good at fucking
noah:well that blowjob you gave me was the best!
nik: meet me at my house 7pm! i promise, ill give you a better blowjob than just now!
noah: thinking about it makes me soo horny!
noah: meet me in the toilet !
15 minutes later,
nik: omg you are so good at fucking
noah:well that blowjob you gave me was the best!
nik: meet me at my house 7pm! i promise, ill give you a better blowjob than just now!
noah: thinking about it makes me soo horny!
by pennyyy12345 December 26, 2018
Get the hornymug. by Steph. August 12, 2003
Get the hornymug. It s what your gonna feel after you read this .Its when you get a sudden feeling in your cock and about to explode.Or when when you feel your clit getting really plump and ready to be licked .then a sudden urge for pleasure suddenly is needed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by skillz_tech January 27, 2004
Get the hornymug. Percy was driving home after a late shift thinking, "Old Agnes is gonna get it the night I'm horny as jack russel with two dicks"
by Sir Magnus Pike July 29, 2004
Get the hornymug. when the sexual urge has gotten so bad, one is willing to substitute the vagina with a rubber glove, lotion, warm water, and the new kenny g mixed tape.
by ElexandAllie May 18, 2003
Get the hornymug. by antony davies July 22, 2005
Get the hornymug. Wanting sexual intercourse.
Hannie was wanting Dave to have sex with her, she was really horny.
Dave wanted Bella to have sex with him, he was really horny.
Dave wanted Bella to have sex with him, he was really horny.
by Little Wierdo On Elm Street September 13, 2014
Get the hornymug.