Definitions by 911kaitastrophe

Simp 

Simp is an acronym for squirrels in my pants. This term was coined by the famous Disney show Phineas and Ferb

I was dancing as if I had simp

Simp by 911kaitastrophe March 28, 2019

Lampwne 

An acronym for “Looking at my phone with no emotion” This word when you see something online you believe to be funny even though you don’t actually laugh irl.

Person 1: Hey man, look at this super funny meme

Person 2: Lampwne

Lampwne by 911kaitastrophe March 2, 2019

Floory Hole 

A Floory Hole is a hole in the floor that a male puts in genitalia in to get it sucked by a person on the floor below. The Floory Hole is also phrased as a Horizontal Glory Hole and Floory Dick Pokey Hole.

"Yo Bro! I just got my dick sucked through a Floory Hole"

Floory Hole by 911kaitastrophe January 21, 2018

Horny

When your thing goes ding

Man that girl makes me so horny

Horny by 911kaitastrophe November 4, 2017