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Simp is an acronym for squirrels in my pants. This term was coined by the famous Disney show Phineas and Ferb
I was dancing as if I had simp
by 911kaitastrophe March 28, 2019
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A Floory Hole is a hole in the floor that a male puts in genitalia in to get it sucked by a person on the floor below. The Floory Hole is also phrased as a Horizontal Glory Hole and Floory Dick Pokey Hole.
"Yo Bro! I just got my dick sucked through a Floory Hole"
by 911kaitastrophe January 20, 2018
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An acronym for β€œLooking at my phone with no emotion” This word when you see something online you believe to be funny even though you don’t actually laugh irl.
Person 1: Hey man, look at this super funny meme

Person 2: Lampwne
by 911kaitastrophe March 02, 2019
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