911kaitastrophe's definitions

Floory Hole

A Floory Hole is a hole in the floor that a male puts in genitalia in to get it sucked by a person on the floor below. The Floory Hole is also phrased as a Horizontal Glory Hole and Floory Dick Pokey Hole.

"Yo Bro! I just got my dick sucked through a Floory Hole"

by 911kaitastrophe January 21, 2018

Simp

Simp is an acronym for squirrels in my pants. This term was coined by the famous Disney show Phineas and Ferb

I was dancing as if I had simp

by 911kaitastrophe March 28, 2019

Horny

When your thing goes ding

Man that girl makes me so horny

by 911kaitastrophe November 4, 2017

Lampwne

An acronym for “Looking at my phone with no emotion” This word when you see something online you believe to be funny even though you don’t actually laugh irl.

Person 1: Hey man, look at this super funny meme

Person 2: Lampwne

by 911kaitastrophe March 2, 2019