presidential erection

When u get a boner while doing an activity that has absolutly nothing with sex.

holy crap i was watching x men and i got a "presidential erection"
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.

by 123fucknut March 10, 2009

hairection

1. When one's hair sticks up. Common examples include the "bed head" look, or when a one has short hair and uses pomade to have it stick up in the front.

2. That chunk of hair you just can't get to lie flat in the morning.

1. "John has such a cute hairection. It really defines his face."

2. "When I woke up this morning, I had such a bad hairection I practically had to use a whole bottle of gel just to get it to lie flat.

by Chris B October 14, 2004

The Cheatwood Erection

The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.

How hot was that girl you fucked last night?

Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.

by Tent Condom September 25, 2008

Erection Connection

when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.

"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."

"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"

by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013

Erectionaut

One who explores an erection with great enthusiasm, ferocity, and wonder.

"My ex-girlfriend was such an erectionaut. Every time we were together, she explored my cock like an astronaut on a never-before-seen planet. Good thing she didn't stab a flag into it like Neil Armstrong did to the moon."

by JoeRogue December 19, 2013

Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014

Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.

Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...

by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016