Hammer 'n Anvil

To get a person intoxicated, with the ulterior motive of later having rough intercourse with them.

I'm going out with "Heather" for a little Hammer 'n Anvil action... I'm gonna get her hammered and pound her like an anvil.

by chefsayso March 3, 2007

hamdergler

1. (n) One who steals hamdergers.
2. (n) The worst kind of derger bandit.

I was at a very nice picnic with my retarded cousin Tardo when some hamdergler came from out of nowhere and dergled all our hamdergers.

by Matt Derger October 2, 2007

hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008

hammer on my jimmy

To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.

Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."

by THE HOLE WIZARD January 25, 2017

Hamer Duckers

Best band in the world, its sooo good, listen to them on youtube: Hamer Duckers

"wow hamer duckers is the best band i have ever heard."

by Not synnnys November 27, 2021

Slop Hammer

It's like dry hammering without the structure and formalities

I slop hammered the fuck out of that girl last night. Now her vagina looks like a box of cow tongues...

by flap jack shish-ca-bums September 20, 2009

punjabi hammer

An erotic dance move where the male does a handstand against a wall and thrusts his crotch aggressively.

I want to punjabi hammer that bitch.

by Willys warriors October 11, 2018