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Hardon; is also when you are running along with your life. Except for when you keep running into; be it boy or girl, who your really hate. So much so that you have a hardon to get either revenge' or give them the ultimate amount of pain and misery. You detest them so much that you got a hardon for them.
Ever since That jerk from work screwed your old lady; You have had one hell of a hardon for them.
by rmblnrd13 October 22, 2007
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fanny haddock

lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"
by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003
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hawdon

a friend or person that thinks they are the shit.
they invite them selves over, help their selves to whatever is in your cupboards, and drink all your beer.
Don't ever lend a Hawdon cash, though he said he will pay you back, you will not see your money.
Hawdons can be found at most high schools hanging out with younger students because they have no friends in college.

Never invite a Hawdon to a party because he'll try to hit on every girl and when he gets shut down he'll talk shit the next day about how those "sluts" at the party we're too easy and he didn't want it.
Kyle: what the hell dude? you ate all my cereal!
Hawdon: sorry man i was hungry.
Kyle: wow that's so typical.

Other words with a similar meaning:
Mooch, Loser, Bum, Leech, Try-hard
by garbageman1232 March 7, 2014
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hadson

Hot Brazilian guy that doesn’t know how to pronounce his own name.
It’s Hadson, not Addison!
by Therocky14 May 23, 2018
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Rusty Hadron Collider

When one person defecates into another persons waiting anus. Thus leaving one person with two logs of feces iside their anus and colon.
Hey man can you spread and prep your anus i want to do a Rusty Hadron Collider with you
by dookla March 10, 2016
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Haddan

a person who always knows what to do. usually a fine piese of ass. sexc and sweet
that girl is such a haddan
by liljj1234 August 4, 2009
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weather hardon

Someone... most often a man who gets very excited by news reports or actual sightings of nasty weather.
That guy hear there's a storm coming he gets a weather hardon!
by lbadge August 13, 2003
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