heavy weapons guy 

and this is his weapon they weigh 150 kilos and fires 200 dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, it cost 400,000 dollars to fire that weapon for 12 seconds

i am heavy weapons guy,and this is my weapon

heavy weapons guy by Leon_dictionary February 3, 2021

guy's heaven 

beer, farts and boobs - not necessarily in that order.

There I was ... all slobbed out : sitting on my fat ass, drinking beer, blasting huge farts and watching scantily clad women walk by with all of their huge, pendulous cleavage hanging out. And I thought 'is this Iowa ?' (Field Of Dreams Homage). No, it's heaven. Guy's heaven.

guy's heaven by Virgin Suicides October 27, 2017

Gutter oil 

It's a term used for unregulated Sewer oil. Sewer oil barons benefit greatly from the ease of collecting this oil in urban zones. Oil buoyancy pushes it to the surface where the oil is easily collected by legit tax paying refineries. However, unregulated Sewer oil merchants don't pay the Chinese govt Taxes, so these outlaws are stuck with the unfavorable Gutter Oil label.

The first documented report of unregulated sewer oil was in the 1960s, where sewer oil was exported from Japan to Taiwan and then used in food processing.

Most sewer oil is properly refined today and poses no health risk to consumers.

Bernard: Joe was that you in the noodles joint? I thought you were going healthy?

Joe: You mean Kuishimbo? Its a dandy restaurant that serves healthy food

Bernard: Like it or not, they serve overpriced cheap noodles, sugar, lowest quality rice/meat & refined Gutter Oil

Joe: I never heard of the Gutter Oil before, Are you sure about that?

Bernard: All cooking oil merchants use cheap Chinese fillers to cut their oils, those usually contain refined Gutter Oil

Joe: That is illegal

Bernard: Gutter Oil Corporations pay all their taxes, so its 100% legal.

Joe: Damn it everything is a Scam

Bernard: As a citizen/peasant you are expected to pay dearly for everything...

Gutter oil by Felix Jabs Arnold January 9, 2019

guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.

wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*

guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019

gurufu 

Turd sandwich

That gurufu sandwich was not good, but it had a big nose!

gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 30, 2023

Ideas Guy 

Someone who thinks that game development involves telling a bunch of coders, modelers and writers what to do as if they were a movie director. Usually shows up on various game-related forums and says they have an idea for a game or mod that they need help with. Most don't directly refer to themselves as an Ideas Guy.

Some Dude: Okay, I thought up this AWESOME idea for a game, and I'll need a modeler, mapper, programmer, writer and music composer to pull it off.

Some Other Dude: Lemme guess, you'll be the ideas guy?

Ideas Guy by Dr Face Doctor March 27, 2011

Mma guru 

Fat jew who has committed various war crimes and was recently diagnosed with diabetes and leprosy

Mma guru is a dwarf

Mma guru by Nate_diaz is _shit December 5, 2020