grumpmeister

Very cranky toddler who will not be calmed down. Usually this behavior occurs when child is lacking in food, sleep or attention.

Why are you are being such a grumpmeister?

by Sonja Young January 5, 2009

Grullet

A grullet is essentially, a greasy mullet. It may repulse, and is therefore to be used in a disgusted and/or frightened way.

uugh that guy's mullet is so greasy...I think that's what you call a grullet!
or
Holy s**t! I thought there was a monster on that guy's head...phew, it's only a grullet.
or
Not even white spirit could stop that grullet now, soon, that guy will BE a grullet!

by Jilbo Bagginz January 13, 2010

sqeezing out grumpies

brewing stew, cutting logs, making brownies, defacating, taking a dump, dooing, the poosie, pooping,

Jake was sqeezing out grumpies when the phone rang, it startled him and he got a little back splash when he constricted extra hard one big log.

by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

not so grump

Daniel Avidan of the game grumps

In the game grumps intro Danny usually says "I'm not so grumps".

by Princess Sonic January 25, 2018

Grumple

A very humorous word for poop.

Dude, theres grumple everywhere!

by benwad934 March 18, 2004

grumper

1. A grumpy person 2. Totally lame.

1. Did you hear Denise whining about her hair? She's a total grumper.

2. No more pudding cups? Grumper!

by jatty July 20, 2009

Stiff grump

When a male has a very big erection in a public place that won't go away and creates a lot of frustration, in turn it causes him to hit someone or something out of sheer anger.

"In 1st period today I had the biggest stiff grump that I hit michelle Because she was the closest thing to hit."

by cuddycowboy36 April 12, 2010