griffins bridge

the area between your arse and your sack

man i got an itch tryin to cross griffins bridge

by j j mclure June 28, 2009

The Griffith Femto Theory

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021

Giffle

When you are shown something funny on a phone, but it’s not that funny and you’re trying to be nice.. so you “huhuh” chuckle?

Friend: shows his buddy a KeKe dance video

Other friend: “huh-huh”

Friend: “Did you just giffle me?”

by Peckmic2 July 29, 2018

Trumpet grief

When mr grief steals your trumpet

“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”

by Iwannariot March 14, 2019

Pulling a Gifford

Doing fuck all

John: What've you been doing all day?
Andrew: Nothing, I've just been pulling a Gifford.

Dave: What've you been upto dude?
Jim: Pulled a massive Gifford
Dave: You're such a lazy bastard

by Jemima669 January 4, 2012

Good Fucking Grief

A phrase that you say when something goes wrong

Good fucking grief I stubbed my toe again

by anonymous November 22, 2020

Grief Junkie

Someone who feels they have to be upset over something or someone, regardless of connection to it or them.

My Mum cried at Debbies funeral and she's only met her once, shes such a Grief Junkie!

by Nick Cory June 7, 2007