Greasy gary

A human being, generally male, with unlimited amounts of grease.
Can be used to describe a really greasy action.

Buddy 1: oh man I'm starving
Buddy 2: (just cooked a jacks frozen pizza) I need to hang a leak
Buddy 1: greases a couple slices of jacks
Buddy 2: (comes back from pissin) oh u greasy gary
Buddy 3: oh what a greasy gary

Example 2
Buddy 1 comes home from work and finds buddy 2 greasin a movie before church. Buddy 3 says oh you greasy gary, get to church

by Super Sal 3.0 November 24, 2018

Talkin' greasy

Could also mean talkin' smack. Introduced by 50 Cent meaning you are just talking bad about anything or anyone, knowing they either hear you or will find out what you said and possibly retaliate.

used in a sentence: "I heard that bitch was talkin' greasy about me at the club last night, but I bet she won't put her hands on me!"

by Rodiggity July 10, 2006

Greasy Shoebox

Sexual manuever involving a greased up foot or part of foot inserted into another consenting adult's anus.

Man. Tanya was nagging my ass off last night so I gave her the ol' greasy shoebox.

by GST12 March 13, 2008

Greasy Francis

The sex act which ends in semen being ejaculated onto a woman's head/hair, resulting in a greasy scalp.

I thought I would just have to swallow but instead he gave me a greasy Francis.

by Red Ham October 13, 2009

Gangsta Greasy

The most greasiest of gangstas.

Wow, that was such a Gangsta Greasy thing you just did.

by Kontrolll September 22, 2021

Greasy Salamander

Term for a fat person on a water slide, originating in Wisconsin Dells.

I'm sick of waiting in line for this water slide behind all of these greasy salamanders.

by SimonTheJoker June 03, 2011

Euro Greasy

Nickname for Portugese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion.

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating like Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 14, 2010