Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

turd gobbler

a piece-of-shit car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.

"you goin' out tonight?"

"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."

by ghostfeller December 25, 2007

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who exemplifies at eating da Glizzy.

“Goddamn Mike you a real Glizzy Gobbler!”

by AllahCum July 21, 2020

lobby gobbler

A Person what lives in LEIGH ,LANCS ,UK

Due to the fact,its our local food, ie corned beef,potatoes,onions,anything you can lob in to a pan. Hence the name lobby gobbler!

by mick unsworth November 1, 2003

Green Gobbler

Desperate lady that will take the Green Goblins Dick Deep

I heard she's a green gobbler

by titfuck69 April 20, 2009

gobblerito

when you shove turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, and cranberry sauce into a women's pussy to replicate a gobblerito fromthe restaurant Mad Mex.

I gave that hoe a gobblerito.

by S.P. is my buddy October 27, 2011

gobbeldyguke

Nonsense. Gobbeldyguke is simple to write because you write random letters!

hfbvsbndjgvnsjkirefijnfnbvifbvjisnoifvijfdnivsnifdb vioshfjih sihfdjisv fdi nvisdnfjknfdjk nisdjfh ifn jnv njfd svfd kijn fidfi vjinfdoji isfdijv ri evi fdi vijoi vf fdifid fd nk lsndfjkfdjk nfdklsn njkfd ldfnjk klk nfk kvsknfd kfln vdfkl kvfd. What a gobbeldyguke face.

by Matt11111 December 1, 2011