Glompokalypse

A glomp, or running hug tackle, of such magnitude that the earth itself shakes in terror at the sheer force being applied. Typically executed by people of larger size, 6 feet+. Glompokalypse are unintentionally dangerous and should be undertaken with care lest the glomp escalate. A glompokalypse may be precieved as jovial or kind spirited by the party glomping, but can often lead to painful damage to key ossific structures in the human body.

Person A: ITS GLOMPING TIME!!!!!
Person B: no! please no!
Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic*
Person b: My...my... bones... *dies*

by Threevoices April 27, 2011

glomjob

Glomjob absolute GOAT. Glomjob is good, and fast at soccer. everyone loves glomjob. He is also know as goofy, and a hilarious guy. On hisfree time he plays soccer and plays with his children, little Gjobs. People refer to glomjob as GJ. He is know for his relaxed vibe. He is the true #1.

You wish you were as cool as glomjob.

by random little lizard May 16, 2017

Tackle hug glomp nom

Basically just a random string of internet greetings, without much meaning. Tackle hug, basically being to pounce onto somebody, glomp being to squeeze tightly in a hug, and nom being to eat. Nobody is really sure what it entitles.

Uberlol1234 tackle hug glomp noms you.
Lolcat3656 blinks. "WTF DOES THAT MEAN!"
Uberlol1234: No idea.
Lolcat3656: Roflcopterz.

by Uberleahkins November 15, 2011

glompy

frumpy,dumpy person usually female who has a tendancy to blow snot rockets and try to borrow some cash

Glompy's ass is in pain

by TONY SKIVEDA February 20, 2005

Glomp

Putting someone's entire face in your mouth until it liquidizes into "glomp".

The remains are then sucked out.

The toxins soon shut down their nervous system and their body shortly gets spun up into a silk cocoon so that you can crawl back to your web and save the meal for later.

Master. I have brought you tonights sacrifice. I found him in the subway asking people for spare change. So I gave him a burrito laced with morphine.

Very well. She will glomp tonight. For she is desperately hungry. Do better than homeless dudes or else she will glomp you next.

by Junks_wut February 24, 2011

glömp

A variation of the word glomp used for evil doing.

Mr Sam glömped me so I slapped him with a trout.

by Meow May 6, 2004

Glomp

Tackle Hug, normally reserved for ppl you like and cute members of your preferred sex.

I Glomp Hope, Kaluwa, Danielle and NHG, leaving them all gasping for air and a little freaked out.

by Chaostic_2k1 December 17, 2003