African Goggles

When you have someone's nutsack over your eyes.

Austin Driver woke up with African Goggles from Porter over his eyes.

by Driversabitch April 15, 2022

jesus goggles

If you say that someone is wearing Jesus goggles, you mean that that person has been so on fire for God that they think someone is more sexually attractive because they too have the same level of passion for Jesus instilled in their heart:

"How did you manage to get such a beautiful girlfriend when you look how you do?"
"Brah pls- Jesus is my wingman"

""Why is she dating him, he ain't fly"
"Ahh man homie, she must have her jesus goggles on tiggggghhhtttt"
"Ahmen to that"
"Mmmmhmmm"

by uj6tyjhvj March 27, 2015

gay goggles

To look at something from a gay person's point of view.

Wife: "I saw you staring at that woman."

Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"

by jarrhead May 14, 2011

oakton goggles

Refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. Symptoms of Oakton Goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. An average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have Oakton Goggles on.

Sarah: “Hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”

by oaktonite December 17, 2014

Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.

Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."

by ketteringstudent October 21, 2010

mommy goggles

The tendency for mothers to think that their children are good looking, when in fact they are not.

Mom: I bet the girls will be just queuing up to date my young Ralph.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.

by Pirate of the Crib October 06, 2009

Bono goggles

Sunglasses which are similar in style and appearance to those worn by U2's Bono.

Tom: "What do you think of my new sunglasses?"
Jake: "Those are good Bono goggles!"

by EdwardPancu May 22, 2008