flattersulted

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions

"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010

Flatterus

„An excessive amount of gas release shortly after sex due to the relaxation of the intestines.“

In-Short: „Fart after sex because of relaxation“

„What a big flatterus“

by E.Sarpkaya December 23, 2022

fanny flusterer

The male equivalent of prick teaser.

His words and actions made me so hot and flustered, he was like a fanny flusterer!

by phallatio July 10, 2015

Fanny fluster

A fanny fluster is someone who makes someone’s Fanny throb and melt. It is very common in Gingers that have a name such as Lynsay. U don’t want to be near a fanny fluster for long as it can cause a yeast infection or further diseases. To protect yourself from these people u need to wear tight clothing to reduce the waterfall that streams from your vagina. It was once said that the worlds best Fanny flusters was a man named Blair Richardson. He could make Fanny’s drip from over 10 miles away. Stay safe and be aware of such people

I heard Lynsay is a Fanny fluster stay safe

I heard Lynsay made Cameron wet

by Skinny of the legends May 8, 2020

flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

by smedley pond June 14, 2010

Fluster Cluck

A miserable disorganized event, similar to a cluster fuck, however, a splendid time was had by all. Shared misery with friends.

We went to the horse show. It rained and there was mud everywhere. No one scored above 55 and we had the time of our lives. It was a complete fluster cluck.

by vanishingsky September 22, 2006

Futterwack

To dance ever so vigorously, in quite a .... mad way :) ,

This is the famous Futterwack from Tim Burton's (2010) Alice in Wonderland danced by none other than the mad hatter by moving and popping various parts of your leg from your waist to your feet

"I will futterwack vigorously if we succeed."

"Yoooo you might be able to jerk but I can futterwack!"

by ForTheLoveOfGaGa March 24, 2010