Faloon

A twat with a hoarse or fading voice who pops up where you least expect a person to pop up.

"That person sounds like a Faloon... Should we help him?"
"I woke up this morning and sounded like a Faloon... Do you have anything to help?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, you're acting like a Faloon."

by FJFJFJFJ January 4, 2008

Floob

When two people are walking toward each other in a hallway, stairwell, etc., and the two both attempt to pass one another one the same side. Most often results in an awkward repetitious series of movements where both persons attempt to rectify the situation by quickly choosing the opposite side, only to find that the other person is mirroring their movement. Can sometimes lead to a collision but more commonly a less than enthusiastic utterance of some polite phrase such as "excuse me" or "sorry."

"I just floobed some chick in the alley; it was weird."

by lameroomie December 19, 2008

Floner

When you get a boner when you see Flo the Progressive girl.

"I have such a raging floner right now"

by BrendanGB October 7, 2011

flonk

Abbr of flonkerton, an event in the Office Olympiad on the US tv show, The Office.

The trophy from being a flonk champ is just useless junk.

by Logi-tech May 8, 2007

Floob

Boobs that consist mainly of flab. Boobs made of fat. Fat BOOBS.

Look at the floobs on that woman.
Crikey, that woman sure has some huge floobs.

by sweta April 3, 2008

flnonking

A lesbian procession.

*Girl One kisses Girl Two*
Boy: oh look they're Flnonking!

by Pseudonymous_anonymous February 27, 2010

Floob

The small thing that comes out of a hoodie used to tighten or loosen the hood. Can also be spelt flube, though floob is the preferable spelling.

Josh: Don't pull my floob!
Me: Why?
Josh: You'll break my hood!

by IT'S OVER TONETHOUSAND! December 1, 2010