Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.

“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”

by ethanandrish May 30, 2024

finch

lame sarcasm, never funny, too stoned to grasp a moment. everything that is good and bad about rock music.

you're are such a fucking asshole

by mother of problems September 4, 2003

Finch

A dude that attempts to rape someone. Not quite Cosby , not quite Wiestien but more like Kavanaugh. Can also refer to an entitled person like Louis C.K who likes to showcase his unwanted penis to women that work with him.

" Cindy, I don't know what I'm gonna what I'm doing about that job interview, I heard a finch is a part of the board."

by FirmTits October 2, 2018

finch

bending your dick left/right to fix your curve and return it to straight

yooo jakey musasa ima go “finch” in the shower to fix up my curve

by ethanandrish September 19, 2025

Finch's Spine

It's Finch's spine, what did you expect?

Oh my god, it's finch's spine!

by ManInAWeirdLookingJacket June 19, 2022

Finch

An extremely hypocritical person who will judge others even if they do the same exact things, get pressed if you don’t respond to a message in a matter of seconds, and will bother you constantly to get interested in something even if it doesn’t appeal to you at all

“aw man they’re such a finch”

by Finch_hater May 27, 2025

Finch

The most amazing person ever

I love Finch so much and she is the best girlfriend someone could ask for

by hehehehheheehehheheheheheheheh April 23, 2021