Federal case

another name for an ounce of weed. Otherwise known as a zip

james:yo i heard u got a federal case yesterday.
joe:yea, its gas

by REEFER CHIEFER September 20, 2020

Federalies

The piggies (feds)

Rahhhh fam we best dip, the federalies are here !

by Big man CS June 28, 2021

Soluble Fiber

An important nutrient in every diet, soluble fiber corrects BOTH constipation and diarrhea. It sucks up water so it "makes a turd" no matter what your stomach already has going on. It does not cause sneak attack diarrhea.
It is vital in managing IBS.

Soluble fiber is found mainly in what your dad calls "starches" white breads, pasta, skinned potatoes and also in "smooth" fruits like apples, pears, and plums(sans skin).

You need more soluble fiber, have a Metamucil cookie. All those whole grains you eat might as well be tree bark. Sure, they scrape the cancer out of your colon, but they don't make a turd.

by Grocery B April 23, 2011

Acting Federal

When someone is asking toooo many questions.

Them: How much money you got? Where you going? Where are you taking us? You got a lighter on you?

Me: Aye cuz get the fucc on u Acting Federal rn like deadass!!

by Trhaq_83 August 31, 2021

The Galactic Federation

Also called the Galactic Federation of Light, and the Galactic Federation of Planets, is an alliance formed millions of years ago between the Lyrans, The Arcturians, Pleiadians, Sirians, and other Star nations to fight the Reptilians. It's similar to the United Nations on Earth. The Galactic Federation, We are helping Earth ascend and humanity and also through reincarnating in human bodies and spreading light and fighting the cabal/deep state through light.

The Galactic Federation of Light is helping humanity

by t00c00lforscho00l March 22, 2022

fibergrass

Slang for some of the illest weed money can buy. Any thing passed off for fibergrass should be primo shit and fuck you up good. You have neen warned, it has been known to cover up deals of... Washington Heights Haze, Ak47, White Widdow, and White Rhino etc...

Yo i need sum ill shit wat you got?
Fibergrass is tha only thing i been stocking on shelves.

by The IceMan2000 July 16, 2008

kevin federline

The reason why vasectomies were invented.

K-Fed got Brit pregnant again? Well, everyone is good at something. For Kevin Federline, knocking up women is his only talent because we all know he can't rap!

by sheneneh December 7, 2007