fertinger

someone who you can't stand

person: hello

Me: he is a fertinger

by yourlostdad January 11, 2023

Forking

The action of using a picking food with fork in order to eat.

Claire was forking the tomato’s. They were so good.

by Edoward R. Scissorshabd March 12, 2023

fertking

fertking off is where you fart on your hand and wank with it. usually you’d do this if you have a fart kink or your nob cheese stinks that bad the smell of your farts is actually better than your stinky cheese dick.

i was fertking off last night because my nob cheese smelt so bad

by the garstar June 8, 2023

felking

when gas from external force travels up the intestine and emits itself as a burp having gone through the whole body

A: “we were going to town and she started felking. it kinda turned me on, man…”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

Felking

Flossing with one’s pubic hairs

1: I ran out of floss, so I started felking.

2: What the fuck is felking?

1: It’s when you floss with somebody’s pubic hairs

1: Ew

by J_R_V May 23, 2024

Farking

Rubbing thy anus in circular motions till you have to fart.

I was farking earlier and then i had to shit.

by Z0AR0 June 5, 2024

ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

by wumi November 17, 2024