Tokyo bird feeder

A term used to describe a Japanese bukake or orgy where a group of modestly endowed asian men take turns penetrating a woman for a short time each.

"I witnessed a Tokyo bird feeder last night and I'll never look at my penis the same way again.."

by Jarvis Mayes October 22, 2009

clog up the feed

When someone really annoying on Facebook constantly updates their status, pictures, or comments on everyone's wall with nonsense.

Bob: Dude Jim is getting so annoying.
Bill: Why?
Bob: He continues to clog up the feed.

Bill: Yeah I hate when people do that

by Giz Pants April 4, 2010

Fuck'em and Feed'em Fish

A way of saying they can f. o. & d. / fuck off & die. They are dead to you. Not worth sweating a grape over.

Your roommate stole your watch? Well fuck'em and feed'em fish.

by AsburyBlue1962 May 9, 2018

It was on my news feed

The all-purpose excuse for knowing something that's really none of your business. Used primarily to avoid accusations of Facebook creeping.

Sally: ...and then we talked on Facebook for like two hours and he said we should meet up soon.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.

by brems November 15, 2009

feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Feed the ducks

1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.

2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.

I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.

by JoeDirt January 30, 2003

feed your head

to do alot of any drug or to listen to the white rabbit and follow his ways

the white rabbit told me to feed my head, feed my head, feed my head!

by RAYP May 13, 2005