you got me fucked up

to misunderstand a person or situation.

friend:i thought you liked big girls so I brought her with me.
me:son, you got me fucked up kid.

(at mcdonalds drive thru and they messed your order up for the fourth time)
me:you got me fucked up if you think im going to sit here any longer.give me my fuckin money back immediately.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 5, 2004

facedick

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

I fucked your mom

Our childhood was the best time of my life and I loved every minute spent with you and our jokes meant the world to me and I wish i never forgot you and I wish we had more time together now that I finally got you back in my life

Richie: I fucked your mom

Eddie: I love you too

by I love reddie September 25, 2019

freshly fucked

the look of just having just had sex/fucked. Hair all wild, face flushed, bone breaking sex leaves a look to you. Freshly fucked is the only thing that can describe that look. just-got-fucked-hair

I look freshly fucked :D

by delusi0n December 5, 2004

Double-Faced Entendre

Word first engineered by Musician "Oliver Tree"

Oliver says a "double entendre" is something that has 2 completely different meanings. While a "double-faced entendre" is someone who has 2 completely different personalities. One side being an Angel and the other side being a Devil.

Oliver Tree: You double-faced Entendre

Sonic: *Gasp*

by JoesToasty June 23, 2021

Shot faced

Shot faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.

Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.

The only cure for being shot faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.

"That guy is so shot faced he can't even talk."

"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot faced."

"I'm gonna get shot faced all weekend."

by Sparkler Girl 1 May 28, 2008

Fucked over

<British Slang>
A term used to describe an unfortunate situation which is usually the result of one or more persons taking advantage of another. Under normal circumstances the person does not know that they have been 'Fucked over' until it is too late.

Being 'Fucked over' does not normally relate to physical violence/assault; it is more suited to describing a feeling of betrayal experienced when one realises that someone you once trusted has been deceiving you for their personal gain. Also see pulled a fast one.

Elliott was really let down when he discovered that his friend had be lying to him for the last six months.

by Marwick84 June 6, 2005