ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man March 20, 2016

Ethan

Any Ethan you meet is guaranteed to be an absolute hottie. He's amazing at kissing and is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. All your friends will want to have guys like them and will be jealous of your relationship. Don't ever lose him because you will never find anyone like him. He can be so perfect and you will want to do everything with him. It won't take you long to fall in love with Ethan because he's just everything you could possibly want in your life. He will bring you endless happiness and you will want to do anything to make him happy. He will make a great father and husband to you and your family. However, he can be rather stubborn at times. But, don't ever give up on him because you will regret it.

Hailey: Omg your boyfriend is so sweet. I wish I had a guy like Ethan.
Jess: I know I'm so lucky I have Ethan in my life. I just love him so much.

by Whiteaspaper June 7, 2017

Ethanolism

The belief that anything can be solved with a drink.

I was a fugitive for 5 years in the Saharan desert and I was saved by the moisture god himself. The good people at the Ethanolist Church inspired me to join Ethanolism. I am currently an owner of a multi-million dollar corporation of bottled ethanol.

by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021

Pulling an Ethan

When you pretend not to be bothered by something that clearly bothers you, that you complain about constantly.

Mary: Did talk to Nathan yesterday? Mariah dumped him last week and he's acting like he doesn't care, but he won't stop talking about it.
Claire: That's totally pulling an Ethan.

by bitchybastard February 14, 2020

ethan

a badass mothafucka. He's better than everyone else and the all the ladies want to be on him. He's the shit.

person one: Damn man did you see that kid?
person two: oh ya, he's definitely an ethan

by john johnanthans November 22, 2011

Ethan

He is a tall male that is growing up quickly. He loves his girlfriend more than anyone would ever imagine. He loves his family very much. He is a funny nice guy who everyone like to be around. He can be serious when he wants to but he jokes around alot with friends and family. He is handsom and very tall.

Ethan is tall.

by Sophie Morico July 25, 2012

ethaned

to be ethaned; when one awakes in a sexually arousing and pleasant state

I woke up ethaned this morning. I hope I get lucky.

by sheetsbeast March 7, 2009