Escalante

When a hooker jerks you off into a spoon and then feeds it to you.

I got an escalante last night and it only cost $15.

by BigHeavy D March 12, 2017

landscape escape

I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!

see those dead bushes, yea, i planted those

by michael dixon March 20, 2004

escapings

Escapings - noun - Pubic hairs that escape the confines of a girl's swimsuit. Unlike strays, which are missed shavings, escapings are evidence of no shaving whatsoever; they are the escapings of a very full bush.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see Sisi's escapings down at the beach earlier today?

Dude 2: Yes. Full bush with a bikini is not a good look.

by youngpineapple March 12, 2014

l'esprit de l'escalier

French term (translation: staircase wit) for when the perfect response, retort, or comeback comes to mind too late.

"His argument left me so speechless that I couldn't clearly think of a response until I reached the bottom of the stairs. Then, l'esprit de l'escalier came to me."

by hannibalmontanibal April 21, 2014

Escape the Fate

Esscape the fate is possibly one of the most amazing bands ever. They are a great screamo band and they have awesome style. Some of my favorite songs are As You're Falling Down, There's no Sympathy for the Dead, Ashley, Situations, ugh i could keep going but the list is too long. Just look up the albums "This War Is Ours" "Dying is Your Latest Fashion" "There's no Sympathy for the Dead - EP" "Situations - EP" to see my favorite songs

Poser: OMG I LOVE THE SONG "Dying is Your Fashion"

Escape the Fate fan: IT'S NOT A SONG U TWAT! *smack* ITS AN ALBUM!

by silly_little_emo_kid72094 January 27, 2009

roman escalade

gently place the ball sack on their eye sockets while draping your shaft down the brim of their nose and riding in a back and forth motion

I was gonna give him a roman helmet but took um for a ride in the roman escalade.

by truey December 31, 2008

escalump

a person who, for some inexplicable reason, stops at the bottom/top of an escaltor forming a human barricade.

I would have made the train if it wasn't for some escalump.

by Dwayne Keith Boyd June 29, 2008