Eshay

A skinny white boy that often spends his money on drugs and cigarettes.

Eshay bruh.

by Eshay2.0 February 23, 2021

Escanor

You cant decide anything, the authority to decide everything is with Escanor sama. Hes the pinnacle of the human race even gods wont compare to him. No matter how hard you try he will always look down upon you coz hes the sun. Praise the sun mf...

Escanor sama is at the pinnacle of the whole universe

by Kira_crimson March 12, 2021

Eshay junkie

Crack pipe suckling coke snorting weed suckin dirty TNs wearing side bag whore

Fuck eshay junkie pussyhole weed deez

by Unkiejay eshayyyy April 28, 2021

Ebhanan

Commonly mistaken for a banana, an "Ebhanan" is a great guy to be around. He has a mediocre sense of humor, and although may seem invisible at times, he'll be there when you need him. He looks chad on the outside, but wannabe chad on the inside. He's also gay and likes nuts. (almonds to be specific)

Dude, where's Ebhanan???

idk bro i think he's playing with nuts

by TheCheese69 November 26, 2021

Eshaan

he has a giant cock

eshaan is nice

by jyvfuyjh May 19, 2022

Cancer Enhancer

a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.

patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?

by Romanfowl September 1, 2020

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013