e-tard

someone who does way too much E.

holy crap! check out that e-tard skank!

by Megaaaaan February 25, 2008

Eptardic

A descriptive term for an action that is both epic in scope and retarded in conception.

A zip line that leads straight to the ground? Vertically? Eptardic!!

by Burlyswamprat December 29, 2010

Entarded

The act of entering information in a retarded manner.

Order entry is always keying orders entarded.

by Chaosoftime10 June 16, 2016

Super E-Tard

One who believes they are like Superman while on Ecstasy

+Takes glow sticks from a nother person+
Runs away yelling "Super E-Tard to the rescue....I win"

by Star_Baby<3 August 6, 2006

E-tard

a person that had to much Ecstasy.

Take roots from retard.

look at that guy with the lightsticks, what a total E-tard!

by Lydia Bergeron February 10, 2003

Eardrummer

To ram your penis in your partners ear over and over until you break through to the other side.

Man i gotta get surgery from getting eardrummed to hard, there was blood everywhere. He is the Eardrummer master!

Oh fuck man I was eardrumming my boyfriend last night after we just did a load of pcp, i got a little out of hand and now i'm being sued. Fuck who invented the eardrummer?!?!

by Dj token jew January 6, 2009

etarded

The way someone feels when high on MDMA(extacy), completely fascinated by color, light, texture, touch, and other sensations.

That guy is so etarded, he won't stop petting his own pants.

by alania January 3, 2006