Definitions by Chaosoftime10

Heart posture 

Something Starbucks loving, Uggs wearing, Live Laugh Love sign sharing women say when they adjust their feelings to fit a situation that wasn't what they wanted or expected. The opposite of realizing life is full of ups and downs and all you can do sometimes is just deal with it.

This Thanksgiving didn't turn out quite like she wanted but she adjusted her heart posture and went along with it like a good conservative woman would.

Heart posture by Chaosoftime10 November 27, 2021

Home germs 

The germs in your home, the ones you are well acquainted with.

Get your hands off your mouth you'll spread the Corona! Nah I won't these are my home germs I'm using.

Home germs by Chaosoftime10 March 18, 2020

Porkibetes 

A condition in which a person that has publicly proclaimed a dislike for pork products is accidentally fed/ given food containing pork and/ or pork byproducts.

Terry exclaimed loudly, "Man yawl know I don't eat pork and you gave me that to eat anyway...now I've got porkibetes".

Porkibetes by Chaosoftime10 June 22, 2016

Entarded 

The act of entering information in a retarded manner.

Order entry is always keying orders entarded.

Entarded by Chaosoftime10 June 16, 2016