dumbshit

A vague insult hinting at the target's mental inability. Since nearly all insults are used interchangeably as expressions of overblown fury designed to humiliate or provoke retaliation, the exact meanings of any and all insults (as well as their applicability) are completely irrelevant, although they commonly make jabs at either the subject's difficulty managing cogent thought processes or his sexual performance/orientation. The common suffixes "fuck" or "shit" are often appended in the form of a surrogate adjective denoting the seriousness of the offense. A "dumbshit" person is therefore more dumb than a merely "dumb" person because of the presence of the "shit" modifier. As such, all you idiots inventing and quibbling over precise definitions are wasting your time and mine. Worse still are the dumbshits giving thumbs up and down.

Look at that dumbshit. Look at that dumbshit dance.

by Olo Crete December 31, 2008

Dumbening.

Describes the ever increasing lack of common sense and/or intelligence often displayed in society today.

This is an example of the dumbening.
"What language do they speak in England?"
"Did he really ask that?"
"Yeah, it's The Dumbening."

by Jus. August 9, 2008

dumber than a bag of wet mice

Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,

Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,

what do you think?

Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet

mice,

Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,

in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice

for sayin that!

Person one: You got really worked up about that.

Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome

phrase that is.

Person one: Well I think that that phrase

is dumber than a bag of wet mice!

by THESWORDMASTER January 7, 2013

Dumbell

Is the act of lying on a person's back and fingering two girls sitting with each hand.

I dumbell'd them dude.

by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016

dumbshit

an olim camper (14-15 years old) who attend Crane Lake Camp second session 2006. They are stupid. Typically, they rip $10 bills, think skating rinks are heated, think Jimmy Hendrix is a tennis player, almost get hit by cars multiple times in a day. These are not people who you can trust to behave in public places.

look at emma, she is such a dumbshit, she just ripped another $10 bill.

"Wait don't Canadians live in Canadia?" beth asked.
no you dumbshit

by Emma Beth Dumbshit January 20, 2008

Dumbchoodawoggin

The act or state of being a log and pudding at the same time while holding your leg with your left hand and making loud honking noises through your nose.

Eugene was kirking so bad last night he pulled a total dumbchoodawoggin.

by Spot January 12, 2005

dumbex

former spouse who repeatedly demonstrates stupid behavior

I was supposed to go out tonight, but the dumbex forgot to pickup the kids!

by DarJean June 25, 2009