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Dumbhole 

Shut up dumbhole
Dumbhole by Boogereater69 April 9, 2021

dumphole 

(n.) The anus and rectum of any primate, including homo sapiens.
Say, doctor, do you have any medicine for hemorroids? There's a Turkish freighter about to dock and my dumphole is itching like hell!
dumphole by Rob Porter May 15, 2008
'Dumhole' describes someone who is dumb and a bumhole, as 'Dumhole' is a mix between the two words.
"To be honest, Jerry is quite a Dumhole."
Dumhole by CuppedCereal May 5, 2023

Dumphole to chesty

A play on the Axe commercial's "Double Pits to Chesty" a Dumphole to Chesty is an erotic sexual act that involves the male inserting his Phallus into the woman's anus to retrieve anal mud, more commonly know as poop. Then, the male flips the woman over and smears his fecally covered phallus across her chest, giving her a Dumphole to Chesty.
Man, after i fucked that slut last night i gave her the worst dumphole to chesty.

DumbHoe(:slutacism 

(Whore) originated from the black term slut, women or men who just love to suck anything that really resembles a nice big PENIS. Dumb hoes are obviously dumb, and rather hoe-ish.

DumbHoe(:slutacism is a religion where people will pretty much do whatever the hell that they want. Fuck here and there; In public, on a bus, in a truck stop bathroom, anything to get that ol' fuck feeling if you know what i mean (;
Also includes the ritual of recreating the effect by commencing yoga.(FAGS!) Only for the dumb assholes that will actually ever think of typing this stupid thing.
Fuck you! Ya DumbHoe(:slutacism worshiper! We don't like your kind around here.

Dumphole 

Damn girl ur dumphole be looking BIG AND SUCH
Dumphole by Big Clee clee December 31, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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