Doucheberg

Someone who's level of Douchebaggery has has gotten so large that it's as big as an iceberg

Glenn Beck - Doucheberg
Rush Limbaugh - Doucheberg
Bill O'Reilly - Doucheberg
Dick Cheney - Total Doucheberg

by LeftyCoaster November 7, 2010

Douchementum

when someone is making offensive remarks, and they know how the room feels, but they are on a roll and can’t stop because they are way too into the joke

Kanye could see the look on America’s face when he talked about trump, but he couldn’t stop himself as his douchementum was growing by the second

by rehabrobbie September 26, 2018

douchemongercake

when someone pulls a cheap move in a game, especially chess.

"god he is such a douchemongercake"
"ahhh what?"
"a douchemongercake"
"ohh i thought you said smoshsmongersmake"
"what the hell is that?"

by zack is a jewish June 5, 2009

douchemont

(n) A dirtbag of total douchery. Will Often steal credit for other people's hard work, never on time, calls others dirtbags to deflect their own dirtbagedness. If a Douchemont was in an army, he'd totally fuck his buddies every chance and talk shit behind their backs. Probably takes pills to make them less crazy, but the pills obviously don't work. Enjoys going down dark alleys and sucking off homeless chinese men against their will.

(v) The act of defacating on your disgusting looking, boyish faced wife's lips. After expelling the feces, proceeding to kiss her, open-mouthed, and letting her suck you off, giving yourself "shitty dick." See also "tranny loving sperm guzzling monkey fucking dipshit"

Person A let's a mess accumulate at work, and doesn't appreciate it when other people fix their fuck ups. This makes person A a "douchemont"

by 61n63R June 22, 2011

Douchemerica

Douchemerica is the big piece of land in the east where all the douches live.

Inhabitants are the Douchebitaner and Indians.

I always wanted to go to Douchemerica!
Why?! only douchebags live there!

by Douchebitaner November 14, 2011

Douchemeleon

A word comprised of douche and chameleon. (n) A douche bag that is able to disguise his doucheyness from other douches so that they do not know that the douchemeleon is a douche.

Seth Macfarlane is a Douchemeleon.

by Tman2217 July 28, 2016

Douchemongloroid

A douche-like mongoloid on steroids.

I can't sit here and listen to that obnoxious douchemongloroid any longer.

by DoucheMonger1984 October 2, 2016