donch

to mess something up

We couldn't go to the party because Roman had to be a donch.

by Roman Zaremba March 3, 2004

Doosh

When a person, is such a douche that spelling the word traditionally does not begin to describe how much of a douche they are. So, you start adding o 's. The more ''o''s, the bigger the douche.

Brian is becoming a real Douche. Yeah, but Kevin is a fucking Doosh and Matt is a Doooosh.

by A-Paul_ing_behavior January 27, 2009

doorchapper

This slang word is used to describe a male who is known for screwing on other peoples girlfreinds/manishee's, etc, Especially when the girls boyfreind/husband cannot do anything about it. If imprisoned for instance, or on active duty in the army. And most often than not will have moved on to the next poor guys girlfreind within a few months and the fun wears off as the thrill of the misadventure dwindles.

steven is a dirty doorchapping slug who fucked scotts' girlfreind.

Steven managed to get himself an ballsack emptying shag at louise because he is a doorchapper.

by vickmaker April 12, 2007

Doachtastic

The art of being dreadfully shitty and awesome at the same time. This state of being can be obtained only by spending extended periods of time with other doaches of the same gender. This adjective can be used in place of awesome, good, superb, etc.

Doach #1: "What's up, brah? You get any head last night from your girl?". Doach #2: "Yeah, man, it was fucking doachtastic!"

by The Noice Guy August 24, 2010

Djochoua

A French variation of the name Joshua, Djochoua has the same meaning and is pronounced the same way as Joshua, phonetically.

Phonetically? Sure! "Dj" like the country "Djibouti" - "ch" like the word "charade" - "ou" like the word "through" - Pronounce it all together: Djochoua = Joshua.

Hey man! How do you pronounce your name?

Joshua?

No, no no, it stars with a D! Doo-choch-oo-wah?

Ha ha, Djochoua? Yeah, it's a French variation of Joshua.

by JBB753 April 17, 2011

doocrap

adjective. means to be dumbfounded, and pointless to the world. This is aka DOUCHEBAG. yeah...

no one wants you, so just give up you desperate doocrap.

by lolo&jrod May 18, 2011

dooshatron

Someone so dooshy that they take on almost a robotic nature and doosh heavily and automatically.

"Wow Nick, your sister Molly is a real dooshatron"

by tehNickinator July 5, 2012