Door

Fucki ng close it

Family member: *doesn't close door*
Me: Haven't you people ever heard of closing gosh dang door? *blasts I write sins not tragedies*

by Joshuagraham February 24, 2018

front door trots

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

by fucwad March 17, 2004

Two door shit

A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.

There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.

A four door shit would be legendary.

"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"

by the_caretaker June 9, 2005

Delores

A saavy,highly intelligent and sexy woman. She has many friends and is a devoted mate. She is nurturing and very confident. Rooms light up when she enters them. She is flirtatious and always makes people feel good about themselves. She gives 100 percent in all she does and has a great sense of humor She is loved and wanted by many. She also rules the dance floor.

I just love that Delores, she always makes me smile!

by nicenurse February 3, 2010

Dololo

South African word which is a synonym for "nothing". It was created by South African youth on social media.

She is beautiful, she got a nice body, she wear nice clothes but brain dololo

by MartinezSA March 15, 2017

Door Job

A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.

Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?

Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......

by BrianRingo July 11, 2010

I thlammed my penith in the car door

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021