Being cock blocked because a girl calls you while your at another girls house, therefore you will not be receiving any pussy from the girl who called you or the girl you were planning on getting with that night.
John went to Sally's house with high hopes of getting some pussy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, Christina, who was mad because John was at Sally's. Sally hears what happened and now believes that John has a relationship with Christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with John tonight as a result of a Long Distance Cock Block
by poop12335 February 22, 2009
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A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.
Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?
Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.
Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.
by AtlasRider July 24, 2009
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Tabitha: Where do live?
Guy: Close.
Tabitha: Walking distance?
Guy: Better!
Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?
Tabitha: Where do live?
Guy: Close.
Tabitha: Walking distance?
Guy: Better!
Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?
by Em Dash March 10, 2011
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a very rare flu in which the user becomes distablised.While distabled, the user fails at lifes most basic tasks, despite how easy they are.The host of distabled is smelly and a loner.
a very rare flu in which the user becomes distablised.While distabled, the user fails at lifes most basic tasks, despite how easy they are.The host of distabled is smelly and a loner.
"oh god i missed that soccer ball at the goals and it was going slowly.....i pulled a stables, and now have the sickness, also known as being distabled
by Kool cat May 24, 2005
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Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
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