Upper Decker

When attending a persons home of who you dislike, take a shit in the toliet tank instead of the bowl. This is by far going out of the park and into the upperdeck where it will not be known until long after you depart their house.

When your wife makes you go to her boss's party who you would like to kill, go to the bathroom and leave him an Upper Decker and you'll know who the joke is really on.

by Noah Burnett May 9, 2006

upper decker

To take a crap in the tank of someone's toilet and not flush afterwards. When the next person flushes your crap comes rushing into the bowl all broken apart. A lot will clog in the top. This is mean.

It was my last day of work, and a friday to boot...so I left an upper-decker in the men's room.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

denker

1. German/Dutch/Afrikaans for "thinker"
2. South African person that lives in New Zealand and speaks with a British accent.

1. Your so smart Denker.
2. Sup Britissssssssh

by me October 18, 2004

Ramon Dekkers

Legendary Muay Thai fighter- one of the best and most respected farang (non-Thai) fighters ever.

210 fights
185 wins
98 KOs
First non-Thai to be awarded Muay Thai Fighter of the Year award in Thailand
8 times world champion

Ramon Dekkers is a true champion.

by David JSE December 13, 2007

Upper Desker

When your co-worker is feeling down and you shit on his/her desk to cheer them up.

1. Juan was overcome with sadness, so I offered to give him an upper desker.

2. After giving Cheryl an upper desker, she needed gasoline, a flamethrower, and a therapist to remove the memories.

by Hitokiri_Dan July 20, 2011

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

(n.) A black chick with braces.

See Pecker Wrecker

Shanti is one Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, I oughta drop a Cleveland Steamer on her.

by Thor November 4, 2004

upper decker

To take a crap in the top section of one's toilet so that when it is flushed, poo water flows back into the bowl.

Every a-hole deserves an upper decker!

by King Flump April 10, 2003