Deez nuts

A commonly eaten food in America

Deez nuts are amazing

by Brown hair July 26, 2015

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dazed and confused

you must be in a deez

by belo420 September 26, 2010

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ha ha good one

do you have any diesel over there?
"what"
deez ol big nuts

by jaybadass December 14, 2003

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(sēz thuh deez) - A way to tell a person that you usually know to "Seize the Deez", "Seize" referring to the grasp (usually sucking) of "Deez" referring to "Deez Nuts."

It is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. It can substitute "Carpe Diem" with "Carpe Diezem" and it can also be used to Ryhme.

- For Example

Friend 1 - Hey I just realized your ass looks like Money Mike from "Friday after Next." hahaha.

Friend 2 - Fuck you man, Seize the Deez. At least I don't look like a down syndrome ol' retarted ass child.

Friend 1 - Touché bitch... Touché.

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Seize the Deeze on your knees please

by Swoodc2 October 25, 2010

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NURF DEEZ

Usually used along the lines of "straight up" or "keepin' it real", but it's meaning is inevitably irrelevant. Typically found at the end and separate from the statement that it's used with, or standalone. ya dig? It started as bad pronunciations of numbers 9 and 10 in french.

Girl got booty, NURF DEEZ!
Nacho fries! NURF DEEZ!
"Dude my grandma died 10 minutes ago." "Aw damn.. nurf deez."

by t-bag. May 10, 2009

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