Shell-Dicking

The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.

Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.

by Auriman May 21, 2018

Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging

Verb

An activity involving avoiding people and excluding those from your group or circle who bring bad vibes.

Instead of acting out of hate, Chet Hanks wisely suggests that all people: “Just stay suck-a-duckin and dummy-dodgin.”

Or “Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging.”

by SasquatchPrime April 14, 2021

Docking

Docking: Two men are gathered… one circumcised, the other, not circumcised. The non-circumcised individual places his erect penis to the tip of the other gentleman who then pulls his foreskin over the two heads and proceeds to jerk them both off.

Docking: “Want to go dock weiners? I don’t have time to hit the gym and take selfies, so I want to do something gay before my wife and I meet up at Olive Garden.”

by cdougy Jackson Pendelton September 30, 2016

ducking

occurs when abusing downers(opiates, benzos, ambien, etc...) one will fall asleep for a few seconds, sometimes even a few minutes, and wake back up as their head falls forward. this occurs over and over again resulting in the user looking as though their head is bobbing up and down. much like a ducks head bob's up and down outside the water as they look for food.

Look at Tia. she's ducking hard right now.

Man, I'm loaded, I cant stop ducking.

by emmymemmy6 October 3, 2018

Dacking

(Australian slang) The act of pulling someone's pants or shorts down when they least suspect it, usually by sneaking up behind. Intended to cause maximum embarrassment, particularly if the "double dacking" is deployed, which also removes the underwear, exposing genitals.

A typical form of humiliation or payback in school yards in Australia.

Young Steve was talking with a group of sheilas he wouldn't mind having a crack at one day.

Suddenly, Dave emerges from behind and gives Steve a dacking.

Steve: Oi fkn *frantically grabs at pants*
Dave: GUEHEHHEHE
Girls: *titter*

Steve taken down a peg or two in school yard

by hoomuzu March 11, 2016

dicking around

wasting time, not being productive.

"Stop dicking around & get to work."

by Staboner October 29, 2003

Docking

Docking is the adhering of two or more flappy skinned cocks stretching over and under the call of duty for optimal climax inside the foreskin walls vip room

I walked in on Jose and leche docking in the bedroom. It looked like a Fifi bag dressed in flesh tone.

by Roobeer March 5, 2020