sky dough'd

burried in a pile of good looking girls, usually appears on facebook in the photos section.

Person 1: Damn, is there a dude under that pile of chicks?
Person 2: Yeah, he's gettin sky dough'd

by Daddy long cock December 8, 2009

Reverse Strawberry Jelly-Filled Doughnut

The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.

Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"

You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"

Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by Joe Kavorski January 19, 2010

dough bags

the two sacks of flesh between your legs if your a man

kathy sucked on my dough bags while she gave me oral sex

by Nate H Froggy September 28, 2011

glazed doughnut

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut

i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut

by mike e boy September 25, 2005

Waste of doughnut space

Someone who is a "waste of space" and a "doughnut".

Pat: "I forgot that book you wanted"
Howard: "You're a waste of doughnut space"

by BusWaver June 26, 2008

Wife, daughter, or hooker

A game that is played when a middle-aged or older man is seen with a considerably younger girl to determine the relationship between the two people. Given the age differential, it's usually plausible that his female companion could be his wife, his daughter or a prostitute.

When we were in the Orange County airport, we had to play a game of wife, daughter, or hooker after seeing a smoking hot girl in her late 20's hanging out with an older guy that appeared to have a lot of money. It was anyone's guess.

by GPM415 October 29, 2012

Spine surgeon's daughter

Background: You hate your boss. He is a spine surgeon. He has a putrid daughter who happens to be home for Christmas. You've had a particularly bad week. You want vengeance.

"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.

8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.

Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
President's daughter
Vice-president's daughter
Senator's daughter
Director's daughter
Owner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)

Why don't you just Spiderman her?" "No fucking way. He's getting the 'spine surgeon's daughter.'

by Ballin' Callin' & Stallin' December 29, 2010