Cupcake

Cupecake is a person who is prone to extreme exaggerations, and loud obnoxious behavior. He is a person who make outlandish claims and repeats the same sayings constantly. His Self proclaimed achievements include :
Holding the high school track record.

Playing Triple A Baseball
Having a Second Degree Blackbelt in Ta Quan Do
Drinking a 5th of whiskey nightly
Doing enough cocaine to kill a family of elephants
Dealing more cocaine than recorded in Louisiana history.

Worked 30 years in a chemical plant
Broke a mans jaw in a single punch
Has a penis so big it hits his knee
Owns 18 rent houses
Dealt cocaine at work, which he filled his tool box with
Daughter is a doctor who live with 5 other female doctors
Was in the Italian Mafia
Know more about football than anyone alive.

All before he turn 50.

"Did that really Happen or are you being a cupcake?"

by Norco11 October 19, 2011

Cupcake

a man that is very feminine. He is close to questionably gay, but is for sure bi. Likes Apple products, tanning and more stuff that mostly very girly men like.

Isaac went tanning 6 time this week to get a 'base' for spring break 3 weeks away, what a cupcake!

by drzap May 8, 2012

Cupcake

Jailbait pussy, or a teenager's vagina.

Watch yourself with that cupcake, man! Don't want to get in trouble with the law.

by Oneironauts July 19, 2012

Cupcake

The area above the male and/or female sex organs, but below the stomach, sometimes covered in pubic hair.

I've got that hot date tonight, I better trim up my cupcake

by Kennyisill January 4, 2009

Cupcake

A way of referencing a the actions one may do to a female. Originates from the saying "girls are like cupcakes: you lick the top and eat the bottom". It can be used in several grammatical forms.

"dude, I really want a cupcake"
"I'd eat that girl like a cupcake"
"I went on a date with a hot cupcake last night"

by randomveghead November 3, 2011

Cupcake

An obese or overweight person that feeds off of drama and, of course, cupcakes (the food item).

If you eat too many cupcakes you'll turn into one!

I'm so glad those cupcakes don't bother us anymore, I hate their drama.

by Ruby Soho January 5, 2009

Cupcake

An adjective describing something that is much too easy or simple.

I have a cupcake job, all I do is answer phones.

by CupcakeMaster April 25, 2011